Bob shocked into drinking

Earlier this afternoon, Bob fled to the pub, and hasn't been seen since.

We think Kerry may have had a hand in it.

Kerry duvet day

Kerry is having a duvet day today. For, like, the first time EVAH!

We can only imagine what colour she is after her all night bender with Crazy Dave & Co. Rumour has it that Dave could barely walk, so we can only assume Kerry is paralysed from the brain down.

In the office, Bob was heard to say "I'm just upset that I wasn't invited."

Wait, Bob's SOBER???

Never mind Bob, how drunk is Gordon???

Drunk Bob is a bad influence: a warning against lunchtime drinking

The shenanigans are starting. You knew it would happen, you knew it was going to start. There are no words that can explain the below.

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The spirit of Christmas is here with mulled wine

It's been a while since we've had some HDIB shenanigans, and while this is disappointingly not an overly drunk HDIB post (we've dropped the ball on a couple other ocassions recently) we present you HDIB's Christmas wishes: Merry Happy Holidays and Christmas everyone. Drunk Bob says: Salut! mmmm mulled wine is teh yummeh!



As the holiday season kicks off, and as the office Christmas party is around the corner, we expect a particularly busy month at HDIB. Stay tuned - we promise you this:
Bob + booze + holiday season = Shenanigans. True story!

Code Freeze?

There's a Code Freeze happening today at Bob Industries, but predictably, Bob is nowhere to be found and the deadline has already passed. Perhaps he's celebrating the release of our latest product a little early.

We'll be sure to update you when we know more, but for now Bob is missing, presumed drunk.

Honorary Acting Technical Director In Chief Deskcake is standing in the wings, ready to push the button.

Uh-oh! Someone's spiked the office coffee.

Looks like Drunk Bob's been getting up to his old antics again! It appears he's been drunkenly devilish and spiked Gordon's morning beverage. Precisely what he's spiked it with I can't be sure, but I've got my suspicions.

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