Caught In A Bad Award Ceremony

If you thought Ricky Gervais was bad at the Golden Globes, that's nothing compared to our very own Bob at the GaGa Awards. It seems Bob got so drunk and humiliated himself so badly that they gave the award to someone else entirely, just to save face!

Having quaffed three entire bottles of wine, Bob was last seen stumbling in the general direction of home. From his continued absence from the office today, we can only assume that he was too drunk to pick up some Magical Forgiveness Pakora for Mrs Bob and that he spent the night sleeping in the garage.

We wish him a swift recovery, just in time for his weekend bath.

How drunk is Bob: Or the Case of the early Mulled Wine Tent

Is it me or has the mulled wine tent made an especially early appearance this year?

How drunk is Bob: Or has Bob pooped his pants yet

Probably not very drunk at all to be honest. You see, young Bob is away climbing a big mountain somewhere being all outdoorsy (not beer garden-y). We've received some communication from Bob to let us know he's made it to the top! Cheers bob! We raise a glass in you and Angie's honour - well done



So anyway, to the more pressing points - has Bob managed to make it to the top without getting the shits in the wild? We can only speculate at this juncture. Or can we? Bob Gossip HQ has received an anonymous message from someone with accompanying photo of young Bob on the mountain trying to sneak off for a bijou poopette. Now as we all know, Bob's not big on public pooping so we're guessing that the situation must have been dire and therefore, when you gotta go, you gotta go. Pic below - draw your own conclusions.



We look forward to the return of both Bob and Angie, especially as my own midweek drinking had been curbed slightly since his departure. We cannot wait to hear all the stories of our dear friends and colleagues battling the elements and themselves to accomplish this great task of climbing some big mountain somewhere. That, and them turning into walking chocolate sprinklers (it's the 'altitude' apparently).

User (hic) research or How Drunk is Neil

Neil is very busy this afternoon conducting some super duper important for serious user research in the pub. Yep, that's right - he is now using the guise of 'user research' to address his midday drinking issues.

Neil is currently conducting vital litmus test of one of our users by plying him with beer and asking whether or not he agrees with Neil that the forum should be available on the iphone (incidentally, he does!). Neil refuses to ride Sidecar in important user releationships & doesn't shy away from a good game of Tom & Jerry when it comes to prioritising new features.

And while Neil is by no means The Last Word in features implemenatation, he will not stand for any user Hanky-Panky.



In case you didn't click on any of those links, I'm basically saying Neil's an utter pisshead.

Here's a paparazzi picture of him in the pub.

Bob shocked into drinking

Earlier this afternoon, Bob fled to the pub, and hasn't been seen since.

We think Kerry may have had a hand in it.

Kerry duvet day

Kerry is having a duvet day today. For, like, the first time EVAH!

We can only imagine what colour she is after her all night bender with Crazy Dave & Co. Rumour has it that Dave could barely walk, so we can only assume Kerry is paralysed from the brain down.

In the office, Bob was heard to say "I'm just upset that I wasn't invited."

Wait, Bob's SOBER???

Never mind Bob, how drunk is Gordon???