How drunk is Bob: Or has Bob pooped his pants yet

Probably not very drunk at all to be honest. You see, young Bob is away climbing a big mountain somewhere being all outdoorsy (not beer garden-y). We've received some communication from Bob to let us know he's made it to the top! Cheers bob! We raise a glass in you and Angie's honour - well done



So anyway, to the more pressing points - has Bob managed to make it to the top without getting the shits in the wild? We can only speculate at this juncture. Or can we? Bob Gossip HQ has received an anonymous message from someone with accompanying photo of young Bob on the mountain trying to sneak off for a bijou poopette. Now as we all know, Bob's not big on public pooping so we're guessing that the situation must have been dire and therefore, when you gotta go, you gotta go. Pic below - draw your own conclusions.



We look forward to the return of both Bob and Angie, especially as my own midweek drinking had been curbed slightly since his departure. We cannot wait to hear all the stories of our dear friends and colleagues battling the elements and themselves to accomplish this great task of climbing some big mountain somewhere. That, and them turning into walking chocolate sprinklers (it's the 'altitude' apparently).