Newsflash

This just in: Bob is OFF the wagon!!!

An eye witness reported that Bob was out drinking late last night, despite having vowed that he would "only be having one". It seems one turned into five, but the blame was placed firmly on Kerry, who as a regular contributor to HDiB can only be described as a 'bad influence'.

Questioning Bob about the incident, it seems she 'twisted his arm'. Literally and physically. Ouch! Kerry responded, saying that Bob told her to, and adding "Bob is definitely an acoholic [sic]".

Bob replied "Takes one to know one", to which Kerry retorted "I'm rubber, you're glue".

We feel this one might run and run.